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[thebitterguy]

• 16:10 What the heck is a Celine Dion song doing on my iPod? #
• 18:47 I'm very glad the people here in Kay Dub don't seem to like Kevin Smith movies. I just sae Hairy T in part of the pre-movie entertainment. #
• 21:51 Advertising is a powerful force. Pizza Pizza and anal leakage are now forever linked in my mind. Don Drsper would be proud. #
• 09:34 What the hell? Who left a trail of silly string across my desk? #
• 10:22 It's sickening that people need to be bribed to do something as simple as donate to charity and they Still fuckin whinge about it. #
• 11:40 Yay, my parachuted mp is now a cabinet minister. I'm sure she's completely qualified for the position. #
• 12:38 The 16 items or less line is a Sacred compact, lady! Violate it at your peril! #
• 13:08 Lj to do: hoo'd win: Spider-pig vs peter porker, the incredible Spider-ham. #

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Comments

[meerkat77.livejournal.com]

Since I consider Celine Dion being the son .. er daughter... of the devil (or worse) I´m not surprised that her songs slip on I-pods at´this time of the year. ;-)

[thebitterguy]

It wouldn't be surprsing. It was one of her Jim Steinman written songs, so at least it wasn't the fucking Titanic song.

[life-on-queen.livejournal.com]

Aw, you know you loved Titanic. You can admit it, I won't tell anyone.

[thebitterguy]

That was Gary. He saw it 13 times in the theatre.

I'm the one the usher had to ask to stop shouting at the screen.

"Sink Jack! That way she can't get her meathooks into you!"