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[thebitterguy]

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[atomiks.livejournal.com]

Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law!

[thebitterguy]

But this pizza box is empty!

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, the auto transcription got it right.

[thebitterguy]

I'm gonna mark it in my calender.

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

I was accidentally watching Jay Leno the other day, and he mentioned the SDCC by name during some of his opening joke remarks.

He said (and I'm quoting from memory) it was the only convention where the local prostitutes had to dress up like She-Ra and Wonder Woman to get customers.

::B::

[thebitterguy]

Of course, if they show up in costume it would then be impossible to tell who were the attendees and who were the 'hos.

[spross.livejournal.com]

I imagine her reply being something like: Don't think of it as sleeping on the couch. Think of it as optimizing the living room furniture... :D

[thebitterguy]

Thank God customs and baggage kept her later.