In which TBG discusses how he'd like to make his ass comfortable.

[thebitterguy]

You know what I really need? A leather wingback chair to read in.

We saw the perfect one at Leon's a few years ago. It was on sale, too, since it was a floor model, but it was in pretty much perfect shape. We left it behind, and it apparently got snatched up pretty quick, since we went back a few days later and it was gone.

But there is not a single comfortable chair in the house. The sofa and loveseat are both nice, but I can't get comfortable in them. And the pink monstrosity is too wide, too long, and too hard. It's like it was designed to kill finicky bears.

We have two rockers we got from Leon's, but they're in the living room, and that room is too busy to do anything in.

Comments

[thebitterguy]

Well, it's not like anyone's hosting Halo parties at their houses where the chaise lounges are stuffed with angel down.

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

Is that a hint? :-)

Besides, I hear the angel-down-stuffed chaise lounges are a pain to clean if anyone spills anything on them (something about a dark spot on the soul?), so it would have to be a "no food or drinks" Halo party, which sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it? (As opposed to defeating the porpoise, which I understand is one of the level bosses in the new Ecco the Dolphin game.)