I'm sure it violates no laws or regulations.

[thebitterguy]

Frequently Asked Questions for a bed mounted shotgun rack.

Posted without WHAT THE FUCK! A bed mounted shotgun rack?

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[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

In Canada, that would violate safe-storage requirements. Not in the USofA though.

[thebitterguy]

Right, yes.

Foolish of me to forget that sanity can be a localized phenomenon.

It has its uses

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

Actually, I can see a use for this - in South Africa, where the threat of home invasion is so real that garden walls have broken glass on the tops of them and most houses have an iron gate separating the bedroom area from the front of the house. In Iowa, though? Probably not so much...

Re: It has its uses

[thebitterguy]

Yes, and in Zombiesylvania, it would be a great wedding gift.

[tfbretz.livejournal.com]

Those aren't mandatory? They are down here in Texas.












(I kid.)

[thebitterguy]

You can never tell when it's Texas.

[kallisti.livejournal.com]

Feeling inadequate in bed? We have just what you need....


:-)

ttyl

[thebitterguy]

Paging Dr. Freud.

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

I know what to get my (soon to be 5) niece for her birthday!

[thebitterguy]

I think it's included in the My First Shotgun kit.

[fossilapostle.livejournal.com]

What the fuck indeed. Who needs any of this fancy, expensive crap? I just prop mine up against the old wooden ammo crate that I used for a nightstand...






(I kid, as well...)

Your kidding reminds me of an amusing anecdote about famous people

[thebitterguy]

When Johnny Depp was living at Owl Creek, Hunter S. Thompson's residence, while researching his role as HST for Fear & Loathing, he was reading old notes in the spare bedroom.

There, he would sit in bed and read them, either by candlelight or lantern or some other flame producing light source.

One night, he took a look at this nightsand and saw that it was not just an old barrel, but an old gunpowder barrel. A full one.

So that's where the damn thing went, remarked the Dr. Good thing you didn't blow us all to hell!

[spross.livejournal.com]

I would have thought the shotgun rack would have been for the wedding chapel, not the wedding bed?

[indefatigable42.livejournal.com]

I'm half-suspecting that this is a hoax site along the lines of Bonsai Kitten (http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp) or Marry Our Daughter (http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp).

[thebitterguy]

If so, it's a dang elaborate one. The 800 # is unfortuantely not accessible from Canada.

Obligatory...

[atomiks.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised nobody did this one yet.

"A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone the many guns that would necessitate the use of a gun rack."

Re: Obligatory...

[thebitterguy]

I am shamed, I had to google that quote.

[greenlion.livejournal.com]

"In fact, we suggest you have The Back-Up© on both sides of the bed."

Priceless.