You know what's a little disconcerting?

[thebitterguy]

When you're up late, right? And you're watching a nice tense film, like one of the early Alien movies. And, just when you get to one of those nice little "oh, man, don't open that door!" sequences, some raccoons take that exact moment to raid your garbage cans.

In an unrelated question, how do you get poo stains out of a couch?

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[styrofoam-guy.livejournal.com]

Buy a new couch