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[thebitterguy]

The Rant du Jour has made Fandom Wank.

It is good, like seeing the sun rise.

You know what surprises me? That there's no Legolas/Kirk slash.

I mean, we KNOW that Kirk goes for guys with pointy ears, right?

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[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

Kirk goes for anything that has a slot B in which he can insert his tab A.

[noizangel.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna read. Might not agree with all of it, but I do think Joss Whedon is a crappy fucking feminist. And I don't even get into Firefly.

Mostly 'cause I can't watch it for other reasons. :P

[indefatigable42.livejournal.com]

I mean, we KNOW that Kirk goes for guys with pointy ears, right?

I seriously considered pointing that out when you posted the tournament fight where he was paired up with an elf.

[celisnebula.livejournal.com]

I read _allecto_'s post before it hit fandom wank... I was seriously wfting all over the place, because it's just wrong on so many levels. I'm a feminist and I find her post deeply offensive, for all her so call feminist rhetoric.

[brand-of-amber.livejournal.com]

The great thing about this is that it shows how you can have a million monkeys and a million keyboards and still not get anyone who has a fucking clue on any side.

Its like watching the IQ of North America take the death plunge into oblivion.

[perich.livejournal.com]

Do I have you to thank for getting 60 new responses in the last 24 hours? Because between yesterday afternoon and today, the survey suddenly took off.

[thebitterguy]

I'd like to take any and all responsibility, if it means I can get liquor.

[singealiene.livejournal.com]

But what penultimate plot device would we have to come by to get them together in the first place?

[thebitterguy]

I'd go with either an omnipotent being running a Secret Wars-esque scenario (Trek has a multitude of them) or a strange Guardian of Whatever type thing.

Or, hell, holodecks.

[thebitterguy]

I actually noted it in the comments for the tourney the other day. The dearth of Kirk/Legolas is getting on my nerves.