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thebitterguyOh, yeah. What is it with KISS? I mean, seriously, they were way lame to be presenting themselves as rockers. Every single/hit they ever produced was some kind of pasty faced rock ballad, or a genuinly soppy tune like Beth. Any band that produces Beth is not a rock band.
I mean, if you listen to Anthrax, their only Ballady tune I can think of wsa dallabnickufesin, which ends with the subject of the love getting truck smacked. That, you can respect. But Beth, I Know You're Lonely? No.
Seriously, getting satanic hysteria directed at themselves was probably the greatest act of marketing ever for those overdone pop poseurs.
Oh, hey: Anyone watch Avatar? I adored how the last episode was Footloose with the ending of Spartacus tacked on.
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google "Blank needs", where you are blank.
POST IT!
justin needs to start playing smash bros. again
justin needs to learn this isn't 500 bc and you can't bang every girl that makes
Justin needs a new photo
Justin Needs To Bring Humble Back
Justin Needs A Home
Justin needs to dump that old rubber faced bitch!....
Justin Needs a Bone Marrow Transplant
Justin Needs an Attitude Adjustment
Justin needs a webmonkey
Justin needs to hook up with a slew of sexy models and move on
I mean, if you listen to Anthrax, their only Ballady tune I can think of wsa dallabnickufesin, which ends with the subject of the love getting truck smacked. That, you can respect. But Beth, I Know You're Lonely? No.
Seriously, getting satanic hysteria directed at themselves was probably the greatest act of marketing ever for those overdone pop poseurs.
Oh, hey: Anyone watch Avatar? I adored how the last episode was Footloose with the ending of Spartacus tacked on.
I steal this from
mouseferatu.google "Blank needs", where you are blank.
POST IT!
justin needs to start playing smash bros. again
justin needs to learn this isn't 500 bc and you can't bang every girl that makes
Justin needs a new photo
Justin Needs To Bring Humble Back
Justin Needs A Home
Justin needs to dump that old rubber faced bitch!....
Justin Needs a Bone Marrow Transplant
Justin Needs an Attitude Adjustment
Justin needs a webmonkey
Justin needs to hook up with a slew of sexy models and move on
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Date: 2007-10-03 09:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-03 10:49 pm (UTC)I would also add the following for your further consideration
"War Machine"
"Unholy"
"Creatures of the Night"
Sure KISS did some pop ballads, but KISS is kind of an enigma among rock bands... they have pretty much covered the entire spectrum of music from Classic Rock anthems like "Rock and Roll All Night" and "Detroit Rock City" to Disco, to New Age, to Heavy Metal, to Pop Ballads, to Cheesy 80's hair metal. Basically they have done it all and done it well (for the most part).
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Date: 2007-10-03 10:53 pm (UTC)I Googled "Amanda needs" and just came up with a bunch of other people doing the meme. It's like they did all the work for me!
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Date: 2007-10-03 11:19 pm (UTC)Another comparison between KISS and Anthrax. The former is actually a halfway decent band, while the later blow dead goatse.
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Date: 2007-10-03 11:53 pm (UTC)Blank needs to realize he's got one of the premier general mangers in the NFL in Rich McKay.
Blank> Needs Women.
blank needs a good home
blank needs to be gashed all around to produce the required teeth of the gears.
blank needs to be developed through multiple stages
(yes, I can be frighteningly literal)
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Date: 2007-10-04 03:50 am (UTC)"Blank needs" meme
Date: 2007-10-04 03:58 am (UTC)Steven needs you!
Steven Needs Help
Steven needs a blog
Steven needs cash
Steven needs to quit his job
Steven needs a name
Steven needs stability
Steven needs to become more humble and not so cocky
Steven needs to develop better sentence structure
Steven needs to be admitted for treatment to hospital
I think I liked Justin's list better.
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Date: 2007-10-04 04:36 am (UTC)Kiss is all about the album tracks. The singles were all "Hi, we're your record company. Here, do this kind of lame song to be a single and sell and play on radio, or no soup for you."
Cu,
Andrew
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Date: 2007-10-04 11:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-04 01:35 pm (UTC)Re: "Blank needs" meme
Date: 2007-10-04 01:36 pm (UTC)Re: "Blank needs" meme
Date: 2007-10-04 02:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-04 02:29 pm (UTC)I'm with you 100%.
A. Men.
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Date: 2007-10-04 05:05 pm (UTC)Which sounds like a cool name for a band, actually.
Re: "Blank needs" meme
Date: 2007-10-04 05:08 pm (UTC)I'm guessing you mean...
Date: 2007-10-04 09:51 pm (UTC)De gustibus non est disputandum (http://www.bartleby.com/59/3/degustibusno.html)?