Just like BattleForce 2000, actually.

[thebitterguy]

Merchants of Death Northrup Grumman have produced a comic book to exhibit their fine line of products.

It's lovely to know that terrorists are basing themselves in nice, isolated locations, where precision airstrikes can take out their materiel but leave them to ponder the wrongness of their mission (a self stated 'evil plan to rule the world'), rather than being scattered among civilian populations.

My favourite bit is that, during the bombing run, you can actually see a terrorist leaping clear of the exploding building. Loverly.

Xposted to seebelow, thanks to adders for the link.

Comments

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

I love that last line, "Mission Accomplished!".

::B::

[jeffreyab.livejournal.com]

They have the money to spend on that nice obvious base with the satellite dish but seem to have not purchased even one heat seeking missile.

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

(a) The artistic quality of this effort is so pathetic that it's depressing to see that they couldn't even have hired some decent talent to make this thing.

(b) It depresses me that they would see this as a viable way to spend their advertising dollars: who exactly is reading this piece of crap?

[spross.livejournal.com]

Dude, I thought when you said they did a comic, you meant something along the lines of the instruction manual for the M-16. Now if Al-whoever could produce a comic that crappy then no one have to go all over the world to bomb the shit out of them.

Mission Accomplished!

[thebitterguy]

Well, they probably had a list of artists, but all the good ones were too Hippy Dippy to do a book for them.

[caias.livejournal.com]

My favorite bit is that, during the bombing run, you can actually see a terrorist leaping clear of the exploding building. Loverly.

Well, what do you expect when you are fighting COBRA?

[thebitterguy]

I understand they ordered one off eBay, but that's how they got tracked down.

[thebitterguy]

They need to have it on a big banner somewhere.

[thebitterguy]

Cobra: subverting the world through acrobatics.

[optimussven.livejournal.com]

No, that's not real. Tell me it's not real!

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

My favourite bit is that, during the bombing run, you can actually see a terrorist leaping clear of the exploding building.

Actually, it looks to me like someone's running away, what with the body positioning; it's just the crappy art and poor grasp of perspective that remotely suggests leaping out of the building.

[thebitterguy]

I would, but I've promised never to lie to you.