The objectivitationism! The exploiterationarianists!

[thebitterguy]

Summon the comics fangirls mujahadeen! Look! On the official Marvel site!

Not only is Mary Jane making Peter's lunch, she's wearing semi revealing clothing!

Horrors. I can see her hipbones. At least her bosoms are well concealed. But the domestic subservience must not stand! To arms!

Comments

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

She's such a bimbo.

Never liked her.

Now she's a domestic doormat too.

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

Despite your lampooning of the issue, it is nevertheless an issue, ya know? 8)

(Doesn't mean I didn't laugh when I read your subject line...)

[brand-of-amber.livejournal.com]

Justin,

Go make me a sandwich. I like ham, cheese, and mustard.

Snap snap.

[thebitterguy]

So do I!

[thebitterguy]

Hah. You admit your guilt!

[cappadocius.livejournal.com]

I'm less concerned about the content of the picture than about the fact that that's terrible fucking art.

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

We all are sinners, brother.

[viktor-haag.livejournal.com]

About five or ten NSFW retorts just raced through my forebrain. It must be Friday.

[stop-no-dont.livejournal.com]

The picture I can take or leave, but that extended bio of MJ's parents is what threw me.

[atomiks.livejournal.com]

While we're talking about underwear pervert heroes...why hasn't anybody in mainstream media or otherwise bemoaned the skin-tightness of the mens' uniforms? All it takes is for one person to be named "Codpieceman", and everybody will be up in arms.

How about Mosquito Man? He would really suck.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Yeah...that's a can of worms you don't want to open. I see your point, but there's a canned response that also has a good point (when was the last time you saw a cover that was completely filled by Superman's sculpted, muscular ass?) Then it becomes a flamewar.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I don't think this'll trigger anything, to be honest. I think the whole statuette thing was more about the Varga girl pose than anything else.

[thebitterguy]

But I was bored. :(

[noondaypaisley.livejournal.com]

agreed!

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

So go to "When Fangirls Attack" and post "OMG Paul Dini's wife waz right u r all fat and fugly."

That should do it.

[thebitterguy]

Bored, not crazy.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I'm just planting seeds, my friend. Just planting seeds. };-)>

[neosis.livejournal.com]

Did you miss Batman's "nipple-gate"?

[thebitterguy]

The reply being, of course, when was the last time you saw a comic will a cover of Wonder Woman's ass that wasn't written by someone COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE!

He has Jim Lee's parents in a box in his basement!

[thebitterguy]

Oh, God. Must you bring up the bad times?

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

That cover was all Frank.

As for Jim Lee...he likes money. Who can blame him? ASB is just ridiculous, though. I think Miller's still pissed at Lynn Varley for divorcing him.

[thebitterguy]

She did? Didn't she abet him in DKSB?

Ah, man. It's Dave Sim all over again.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Apparently she bounced his ass in 2005, according to Wikipedia.