thebitterguy

I was hoping that Amazon would have this hunting knife set, available from Canadian Tire.

I saw it when I was in one of their stores picking up some things with

atomiks the past weekend, and our quest took us from their Winter Wonderland section (where I picked up the greatest tree stand in history) to sporting goods so he could get a floor vent mitten dryer. When we got there, I saw the Knife Kit and my eyes just lit up. I know that a lot of people go hunting, and once you kill something, you have to use it (but do I ever get some venison? No! Thanks a lot). But from my perspective, this is just a bit too much like something out of a serial killer movie. Boning knife, gutting knife, bone saw, hatchet.

What I wanted to do was setup a "Hunting humans" set on Amazon. A link to the knife collection, maybe a few Serial Killer books (including Doug Clark's Unkindest Cut), lengths of rope and plastic sheeting, and a few textbooks on human anatomy and "how to make friends and influence people".