Dear citizens of the holy Republic

[thebitterguy]

So, you guys doing anything interesting today?

I'm going for a massage after work! Yay!

Comments

[ketronic.livejournal.com]

that's funny! i'm giving a massage tonight! :P

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Even funnier, I'm not! :P

[thebitterguy]

What a small world we live in. It's like everyone is giving or receiving massages.

[rabidchyld.livejournal.com]

no massage for me, just dinner with my shut-in friends.

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

I'm eating a bunch of curry, writing some postcards, and maybe some light reading. No massage here. (Besides, the only massage I seem to be able to get in the hotel is the kind that offers "special services", at a "special price")

[thebitterguy]

Curry is good. That's what I'm getting for dinner tomorrow.

Just tell me that you didn't see that Hungry Man breakfast thingy because you were so bored you started surfing back on LJ.

Dinner

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

I don't even remember how I found it - might have been through Toothpaste for Dinner (http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/livejournal-pictures.php), which is a random way to kill time.

The curry here is good, but I can't keep track of the names of what I'm eating - it seems there's a different name every time they add or remove an ingredient - it's like they said "Well, I added more salt, and a bit of pepper, so it needs a new name".

Re: Dinner

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

Almost forgot - that link may not always be safe for work - it shows the last 100 or so pictures posted to LJ, so you are at the mercy of 100 random strangers not to post porn. And the Internet is basically porn. Well, that and Wikipedia. Hmm, what about a porn Wiki? Pornopedia? Um, wait, that sounds a little too much like it might involve pedophilia. Never mind.