A Spelling Lesson
Aug. 25th, 2006 03:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyI got sent this at work. How lovely
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following : "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more ! Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex ? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following : "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more ! Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex ? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."
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Date: 2006-08-25 07:44 pm (UTC)I mean, really, really bad.
Thanks!
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Date: 2006-08-25 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-25 11:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-26 02:19 pm (UTC)That one is so old, I had forgotten that I had first heard it in Grade 8.
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Date: 2006-08-26 05:06 pm (UTC)Did you get my email, BTW? About Doc Savage?
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Date: 2006-08-27 05:21 am (UTC)I'll do so now.
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