I'm A Sinister Conspirator, Bitch!

[thebitterguy]

Wow. Apparently, Dave Chappelle was hounded off the air by a cabal of black American business people known as the Dark Crusaders.

Man. I'm gonna stick with theory B), he just went nuts. Complete breakdown. I seem to think that makes at least as much sense as Cosby, Sharpton, Jackson and Farrakhan working as a sinister Cabal.

Comments

[rentagurkha.livejournal.com]

Wow. Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan hounding Chappelle off the air for creating negative stereotypes of black people? That's almost stupid enough to be true.

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

It's amazing how much work people put into ridiculous conspiracy theories. What ever happened to Occam's Razor?

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

And hilarious, to boot.

Talk about pots and kettles...

[tfbretz.livejournal.com]

But to believe that, you'd have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

I like the part about Oprah Winfrey's special broadcast.

[noizangel.livejournal.com]

It's a website to promo a short that Charlie Murphy and Neil Brennan are making.

Neil's the co-writer of Chapelle's Show.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/dave-chappelle/chappelle-theory-exposed-144620.php

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

They have a theory that disproves it.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I don't even think he went nuts. I think he was exhausted, unable to come up with good material and wanted to be left the hell alone, so he split.

[thebitterguy]

Well, that's a KIND of breakdown.