A question

[thebitterguy]

What do you call a Furry who identifies with snakes or lizards? A scaly?

Comments

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

There's only the one. Generally he's just called Bob.

[inscrutable.livejournal.com]

lol

[pyat.livejournal.com]

Yup. Scalies.

[the-adzo.livejournal.com]

How about "Even more creepy"?

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Equally deserving of ridicule.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

What about fish? Or invertebrates?

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I think if you identify with a worm you've shot well over the innocent and well into the realm of S&M.

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

I think it's scaly. But I'm not sure what to call someone who would identify with my main characters - they're dolphins. No fur, no scales . . . hmm. It's a good thing I don't see myself as a dolphin in human form, isn't it?

[thebitterguy]

You call them Flippers!

I'd just be afraid of anyone who self-identified with sharks.

[inscrutable.livejournal.com]

I really want to see someone hopping around in a dolphin costume now.

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

Actually I recently read a how-to guide to having sex with dolphins. For both male and female on both sides. It is written by a guy who apparently has extensive experience. Ewwwwww.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

You ask the bestest questions :)

My icon is for those who identify with horses. I call them "pre-teen girls".

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

You know, that comment paired with that icon...raises some questions. ;-) How did you stumble across dolphin sex in the first place?

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

Most furry writing/RPGs take the cop-out of giving them legs. I didn't; my dolphins are pretty standard anatomy-wise, except they have hands. But I've seen a few fursuiters do dolphins, and they always had legs.

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

And then this gets posted on an LJ list I'm on immediately after this post.

(http://photobucket.com)

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

I'm on an LJ list called webcest and they highlight the most bizarre things out there that are a little too bizarre to be mere porn.

[madmanofprague.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of jellyfish...

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

Creepy.

Next question?

::B::

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Heh. I've seen far more disgusting stuff, believe me. Dolphins are horny bastards anyway, they probably welcome the sex.

[thebitterguy]

I am shocked! Shocked! SHOCKED!

But not nearly surprised enough.

[thebitterguy]

It's either legs, or a wagon and an understanding friend.

[thebitterguy]

Sometimes, the discussion goes to 'the bad place'. Or just The Special Hell.

Is that from the TV show or the film?

[elizard100.livejournal.com]

I can get you the link if you want.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

TV show. "Our Mrs. Reynolds".

[thebitterguy]

Nah, I meant is the icon from the TV show of TM7 or the film.

[deven-science.livejournal.com]

Hey! It makes me all warm 'n' furry inside to see you use the icon I stole found for you.

[deven-science.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA!

Your old school Cylons are Scalies underneath.

[thebitterguy]

It is truly a shiny icon.

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

TV show.