Amazing Race #9

[thebitterguy]

To expound, ever so slightly: They've left North America. Hell, they skipped right over Europe! They're in Moscow, travelling around. It's like Fodors invented their own form of heroin, and I just shot it right into my heart. So sweet.

Glamazon #2 took it hard (yes, we were a week behind), but I loved it when they got to Red Square and Phils all "here's you next clue. BITCHES!"

Dani & Danielle are, yes, hot, but the latina chick and her daughter? I'd hit that. That's definitely some Yummy Mummy action there, with a shot of hot sauce. I just couldn't take her swimming is all.

And has no one ever taken swimming lessons before? Diving ain't that hard.

Oh, yeah: I hate the geeks. She's gonna LEAVE HIM for a fucking Sailor or something.

Fuck.

Comments

[adamjury.livejournal.com]

What's the point of swimming lessons? You get in the pool. You go north. You reach the end of the pool. You go south. repeat.

If I was meant to be inferior, I would have been born a goldfish!

[thebitterguy]

Yeah, but everyone was just hopping off the board. Diving isn't that hard.