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Feb. 21st, 2002 11:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyOkay, here it is. This is my big contribution to Geek knowledge. Humanity, as we know it, must know this:
Dr. Doom? Not Actually a Doctor!!! (note the three exclamation points? That indicates it's a VERY important piece of information)
No, it's true. Look at it this way. He gets invited to graduate studies because of his natural genius (home schooling? How terrifying!). He meets Reed, who won't let him bunk with him, because he's too busy spending time with fellow vet Ben Grimm. Which is strange, because I'll bet Vic was fighting Nazis all the time too.
Anyway, Doom has issues with the Curriculum (hey! Where's "inter-dimensional probing and extracting?"). So he decides to go do his own little experiment (Mom?).
Ignoring Reed's suggestions, he blows hisself up. Gets a scratch. Goes nuts ("I'm Ugly! UGLY!!!" Once again, note three exclamation points). Is ejected for killing his lab assistant.
Goes to the Himalayas, where he beats up The Ancient One, and then goes to hang out with some monks who live in a cave and are masters of power armour construction (is there nothing Tibetan monks can't do?).
And never goes back to school. So he's not a Doctor. He's Victor Von Doom, BSc.
See? A great revelation.
Dr. Doom? Not Actually a Doctor!!! (note the three exclamation points? That indicates it's a VERY important piece of information)
No, it's true. Look at it this way. He gets invited to graduate studies because of his natural genius (home schooling? How terrifying!). He meets Reed, who won't let him bunk with him, because he's too busy spending time with fellow vet Ben Grimm. Which is strange, because I'll bet Vic was fighting Nazis all the time too.
Anyway, Doom has issues with the Curriculum (hey! Where's "inter-dimensional probing and extracting?"). So he decides to go do his own little experiment (Mom?).
Ignoring Reed's suggestions, he blows hisself up. Gets a scratch. Goes nuts ("I'm Ugly! UGLY!!!" Once again, note three exclamation points). Is ejected for killing his lab assistant.
Goes to the Himalayas, where he beats up The Ancient One, and then goes to hang out with some monks who live in a cave and are masters of power armour construction (is there nothing Tibetan monks can't do?).
And never goes back to school. So he's not a Doctor. He's Victor Von Doom, BSc.
See? A great revelation.
