Well, here we go again.

[thebitterguy]

Top Gun: Brokeback squadron.

Okay, that's just TOO easy.

Comments

[tfbretz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I mean c'mon, even Brokeback Mountain isn't as gay a film as Top Gun. Comparing the GAYEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME to something about gay cowboys is like comparing "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy to "Quest of the Delta Knights."

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

No, the gayest movie of all time is "Can't Stop The Music." It will not make you gay; it's so gay (and so terrible), it might actually make gay people straight.

The music, and the non-stoppability of such

[thebitterguy]

But it has Steve Guttenberg! How cool is THAT?

I seem to have answered my own question.

[gnaremoob.livejournal.com]

Top Gun is the bestest film EVER made!

Re: The music, and the non-stoppability of such

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten about that. Wait, it's because he's in a thong in it! I repressed the memory! Bitter, you bastard! You brought it back! It burns! IT BURNS!!!

[deven-science.livejournal.com]

Welcome Back Mountain

As Kotter returns to the classroom, we find an awakening within Vinnie Barbarino, and a forbidden relationship soon develops. Can taboo love between a teacher and a student survive the SATs? Will they come out in time for the prom?

[thebitterguy]

That group just lends itsef to slashiness way too easily.