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thebitterguyI would like, if I may, to go back in time to a strange reminiscence from my youth.
Once upon a time, YHB was standing in his FLCS (the last one I can recall) perusing the new issue of Strikeforce: Morituri when I noticed that one of the characters was named Justin. Hey, I exclaimed, this character has the same name as I do! This is a wonderful thing, as very few characters in the comics industry have my name.
Yes, that's true, remarked Tom, the comics store guy. There are very few comics characters named Justin! Ha ha ha!
Yes, said a goofy shmuck, I also have no comics characters with my name.
At this point, I turned and punched the goofy shmuck in the neck, very hard. Then I beat him viciously around the head and neck with an oversized copy of the Batman/Hulk crossover. Because, you see, goofy shmuck was named Bruce. For those of you who don't read comics, two of the most popular comics characters EVER are named Bruce. One of them is Batman, the other is the Hulk. Hence, the amusing synchronicity of my beating item of choice.
I mean, seriously. It's like someone said "There's no black guys who can play rock n' roll." "What about Jimi Hendrix?" "Okay, other than him." The door opens to a vicious beating.
Once upon a time, YHB was standing in his FLCS (the last one I can recall) perusing the new issue of Strikeforce: Morituri when I noticed that one of the characters was named Justin. Hey, I exclaimed, this character has the same name as I do! This is a wonderful thing, as very few characters in the comics industry have my name.
Yes, that's true, remarked Tom, the comics store guy. There are very few comics characters named Justin! Ha ha ha!
Yes, said a goofy shmuck, I also have no comics characters with my name.
At this point, I turned and punched the goofy shmuck in the neck, very hard. Then I beat him viciously around the head and neck with an oversized copy of the Batman/Hulk crossover. Because, you see, goofy shmuck was named Bruce. For those of you who don't read comics, two of the most popular comics characters EVER are named Bruce. One of them is Batman, the other is the Hulk. Hence, the amusing synchronicity of my beating item of choice.
I mean, seriously. It's like someone said "There's no black guys who can play rock n' roll." "What about Jimi Hendrix?" "Okay, other than him." The door opens to a vicious beating.
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Date: 2006-01-19 09:30 pm (UTC)I can't think of any characters with my name either.
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Date: 2006-01-19 10:35 pm (UTC);-)
Your pal,
T.C. Badass
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Date: 2006-01-20 02:37 pm (UTC)Is she still in the X-Men? Or did she finally shack up with Longshot?
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Date: 2006-01-20 04:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-01-20 05:58 pm (UTC)I think the only comic book heroes with my name are The Flashes Twins to my recolection. (Well unless you count Dawnstar -_- ~Argh)
But Hey! There are no comic book heroes with my waistline so :P
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Date: 2006-01-20 06:00 pm (UTC)Oh Shit! Can I take that back? I forgot there was a DAWN comic book.
(I've been actively trying to erase it from my knowledge ever since my
dad gave me issue number one for christmas and said "Why don't YOU look like that?")
Yes. He did.
*runs away to avoid beats from Justin with some horrid Dawn comic book*
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Date: 2006-01-21 03:50 pm (UTC)A quick Google search, however, reveals... Holy Crap! Is that porn?