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Amusing article about an Albertan Smart owner who drove down to the Holy Republic a few times.

Amusing. My favourite bit is the last second last paragraph: "When I went in to pay, a man who had driven a giant SUV asked, "Why would you drive such a tiny car?" I explained it was for psychological reasons -- that I was compensating for an enormous penis."

Date: 2005-12-31 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doc-mystery.livejournal.com
I'm surprised that this quote:

"I filled up too. Cost $12. Whose car is stupid now?"

...didn't earn the driver a knuckle sandwich, travelling where he was.

But the line about compensating is a good one; I drive a small car, too.

::B::



Date: 2005-12-31 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizard100.livejournal.com
Have you seen the movie Sleepover. Not bad for teen fare. Features Steve Carell as a bumbling security guard and makes good use of a Smart Car. Check it out if you get a chance.

Re: Synchronicity at work

Date: 2005-12-31 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elizard100.livejournal.com
I own a copy of it.

::blushes in geekish embarrassment::

He's supposed to be on Conan right now but the guide made a mistake I think because that ain't Steve.

Two words...

Date: 2005-12-31 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] umario.livejournal.com
Saw and wheat (misspell them)... SA-WEET!

Have you taken Supercar to the Evil Empire yet?

Date: 2005-12-31 01:59 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-12-31 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-weasel.livejournal.com
.didn't earn the driver a knuckle sandwich, travelling where he was.

I'm actually surprised that he wasn't shot for his comments. Americans have guns!

Re: Two words...

Date: 2006-01-01 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] umario.livejournal.com
Hey, do you SMARTers have a joint message board? You should have a post board with comebacks that you can share, like the compensation one and so on...

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