Holy Crap! It's Turner D. Century!

[thebitterguy]

High frequency device drives off annoying youth, leaves old folks in comfort.

I find the Welsh names the most amusing bit.

It's just like the nefarious plots of one of the lamest villains ever.

Props to umario

Comments

[doc-mystery.livejournal.com]

Downtown Hamilton's solution is to pipe classical music out to drive away such young scallywags and ne'erdewells.

::B::

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is a pretty lame villain.

[innocent-man.livejournal.com]

Well, my schooling in Audiology certainly points to that device having some merit. Although I'm over 30 and I can hear high-pitched noise just fine, dammit.

[noondaypaisley.livejournal.com]

what a crappy villan! What were the "battles" with Spiderman like, spiderman catches him, ties him up and then falls asleep?

[nottheterritory.livejournal.com]

No way man, he gets away using a bicycle "that could fly through air by unknown means"!

*shakes head* d00d.

What they don't mention is that years later he would experience a revival when he stepped into the role of Grampa Simpson:

"We're free at last!... Oooooh, I don't like the looks of those teenagers..."

[thebitterguy]

I knew the day would come when you'd curse your lack of decrepitude!

Although, how likely are you to want to hang out at your local Macs, in any case?

[thebitterguy]

Yeah, but classical just attracts Scofflawas and Dandies, so it's just calling in NEW trouble.

[thebitterguy]

I think he had a flame throwing umbrella, too. Or possibly just a machine gun version.

[thebitterguy]

Yeah, but I'd KILL for a Heroclix fig for him.

[terminal-pariah.livejournal.com]

It works in Toronto's subway stations.