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thebitterguyTo this question: Michael Jackson vs Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka. Hoo'd Win?
Not really a challenge, really. Wonka exceeds Jackson's creepy factor, which is tough. Physically, well, Jackson was a wreck during his trial, while Wonka reigns supreme over the Oompa Loompas who run the Wonka Candy Works.
In a contest of power? I'm willing to bet Wonka Bars outsell HIStory by a fair margin on a bad day. And while they both get large press gatherings at appearances, Wonka doesn't have to show up in handcuffs.
Wonka it is, then.
Not really a challenge, really. Wonka exceeds Jackson's creepy factor, which is tough. Physically, well, Jackson was a wreck during his trial, while Wonka reigns supreme over the Oompa Loompas who run the Wonka Candy Works.
In a contest of power? I'm willing to bet Wonka Bars outsell HIStory by a fair margin on a bad day. And while they both get large press gatherings at appearances, Wonka doesn't have to show up in handcuffs.
Wonka it is, then.
