Writer's Block: Speak Like a Pirate Day

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D00Dz. Where can I score some W@REZ?

Tell Me! What Horrors of Nature?

Because I live in what is a mostly tectonically stable inland area, I find myself rarely beset by anything that could be considered a natural disaster (other than the months between November and April). However, I know that not everyone is so fortunate. So, I would like to ask, what natural catastrophes do you find yourself prone to?

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