Nerdy, I is

So, when Pater Bitter was showing me to my accomodations, I saw crawling on the closet door an... insect seems like such an insignificant word. Critter? Monster? Multi-limbed apparition from beyond the depths of hell?

My reaction was, of course, "Holy crap, look at the size of that thing!" In the time it took Pater to dispatch the beast, I was able to notice that, when fearing for my life, I sound a lot like one of the Monarch's henchmen. The fat one, no the Seinfeldian one.

Tweets for Today

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edit: everyone's a comedian.