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"So what," she asked, "are you doing with a blowdart in your shoulder?" She turned it over in her fingers, looking at the bone needle and feathered tail. "And how did you miss seeing the shooter? I mean, aren't they generally six feet long?"

"Well, many blowgun users are less than six foot, being smaller than their weapon, but I believe I see your point." Hargusson held up his jacket and looked at the pinprick visible in the right shoulder. "As I see it, either a tribe of Amazon aboriginals has decided I really need my flu shot this year, or something strange is going on."

"Oh, I like that," she replied. "A tribe of vaccination crazy Amazonian warriors is the 'not strange' option."

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