Dalek Porn

No, no joke.
Banned by the Beeb (but probably available in the TT dealer room, knock on wood).

The Daleks abduct three naked "disco babes", who have a lesbian threesome and get chased around a spaceship and groped by Dalek plungers.

Inappropriate for workplace environments, and particularly religious households. .

Via guru of cool, nihilistic_kid.

Edit: A trailer!

Check and Mate

The World Chess Beauty Contest's top ten.

Apparently translated from Russian. At least I hope so.