You shall never know sadness, nor fear, nor pain again

Because I have discovered Kittenwar.com.

A website dedicated solely to kittens and pictures of them. Being cute.

Cute kittens. It makes me smile.

Because everyone likes to save some cash

Save.ca allows you to order coupons for various products. You select what you'd like (including, say, detergents, baby products, and food, for example) and they send you coupons in the mail.

They don't use the info.

Useful, in any case.