Fear & Reaving on Murtaugh's World

Jesus, this isn't fan fiction, is it?

I wrote this for a contest on the Serenitymovie.com website. The assignment was to write a newspaper report on the first confirmed Reaver attack. I took it off to the left a little. Unfortunately, the contest was finished before it was.

So, I present to you: ( Fear & Reaving on Murtaugh's World )

Now, I know fear

Look who the GoH is at Necrocomicon!

Why, it's OJ Simpson! I guess he figured the real killers would be at a horror/comic show.

Jesus. The WrongBad element here is off the charts. And his greeting? The Juice said the word "Necrocomicon".

And look at that fee schedule! Wow. And I thought James Marsters was bad.

Thanks to Badass for the heads up. I think.