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A picture of me.

For context, at the moment I was screaming "Masturbation and baked Lays! Masturbation and Baked Lays!"

See? It makes sense.

Here I am, scaring Hico. For the interest of the parties at home, I do have eyes.

And see how SMOOTHE my head is?

What's that in Kilometres, eh?

1. Go To Mapquest.com
2. Click on Directions
3. Enter your Current Address and the Address of your Childhood Home (or at least the town if you don't remember the exact address)
4. Put the time and distance in a post like this.
5. Don't forget to repost these directions. (Not the door to door ones).

Total Est. Time: 2 hours, 46 minutes Total Est. Distance: 162.35 miles

To answer the title: 259.76

For the Comedically inclined

I've started up a community for classic comedy group The Frantics, entitled, oddly enough, the_frantics.

I doubt there will be much volume, but there's supposed to be a new series, so that might work.

So, yes. Join, and feel the love.