Feh

Just watched five minutes of Naked News.

Way to de-eroticize the female form, guys! Jesus.

The Greek Chick was pretty well depilitated, however.

Messes I have made

Last night, while attempting to get a Freezy cup out of the fridge, my Economy Sized Costco bottle of Worcestershire sauce tumbled off the top of the fridge, bounced off my big toe, and shattered.

The cleanup effort that followed was similar to Prince William Sound. Glass is sharp, and Lea & Perrins is sticky. Eww.

That is all.