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Far too tired. Cindy had us up at 6:00 am to catch the royal funeral. Is it me, or are Eugenia and Beatrice a lot older than they used to be? Ah, well. If they inherited their mother's hips, the tabs will leave them be.

The cat has a name: Khem. I decided to go something Egyptiany. It was that or Ringo.

An Editor officially hates me. He said I have to make my work less conversationally. Man. Why doesn't he just slap me in the face?