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Skip this, you cosmopolitan yanks and other ferriners.

Orion is once again happening this year, and judging from the event schedule, if you don't want to play an RPGA D&D game, a Classic Battletech game, or a Deciper CCG demo, you're pretty much wasting your time.

Although that Global Frequency d20 Modern game looks interesting.

Today's shock: While waiting for dinner today (we did drive through), Snra asked me if I had the Rush tickets. I put my hand into my pocket and discovered there was a ticketmaster envelope sized hole in my universe.

You ever see Home Alone? That scene where the kid's mom realized they've left him, well, Home Alone?

Yeah, that was me.

Thankfully, they were nestled deep in the lining of my coat. But I don't watn that to ever happen again.

So Snra. has the tickets.

Oh, yeah: Watched about 4 minutes of Mad, Mad House last week. Interesting, but I can see trouble brewing between freaks. The 'modern primitive' was out in the pool area nekkid. Now, that's all cool, but, man, they got a naturist. All He's GOT is bein' nekkid.

I can see a massive confrontation. "Look, dude, you can hang yourself from the ceiling by your nipples, and that's all good, but all Avacado's GOT is the nekkidness! All Avacado's GOT is the dangling participle, yo! You wanna run around shoving skewers through y'all's stuff, go right ahead, but respect Avacado's right to be the One in the Sun with Nuttin on!"

At which point, modern primitive guy killls him by shooting him in the eye with a piercing gun.

The end.
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