The Scalping of the Bitter Guy
Jan. 17th, 2004 01:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguySo, last night I'm shaving my head. Instead of using the standard Mach 3 blades, which I'm out of, I'm using an Excel compatible cartridge with three blades.
It's going rather smoothly, until I hit a little snag. I figure "ah, well. I guess I cut myself. It'll be okay". Then I notice that the blade isn't cutting so well.
I take a closer look. The blade's decreased performance is caused by the fact there's a chunk of skin the size of a thumbnail stuck in it.
Yes, Ew.
Snra Bitter is summoned to provide to a task I cannot (look at the top of my own head). It was shallow but long, so we just slapped some disinfectant on it, covered with a bandage, and off to bed.
The Excel three-blade cartridge isn't quite what I need for a head shave. To be honest, it's a bit like razing your scalp with a cheese grater. Ich.
It's going rather smoothly, until I hit a little snag. I figure "ah, well. I guess I cut myself. It'll be okay". Then I notice that the blade isn't cutting so well.
I take a closer look. The blade's decreased performance is caused by the fact there's a chunk of skin the size of a thumbnail stuck in it.
Yes, Ew.
Snra Bitter is summoned to provide to a task I cannot (look at the top of my own head). It was shallow but long, so we just slapped some disinfectant on it, covered with a bandage, and off to bed.
The Excel three-blade cartridge isn't quite what I need for a head shave. To be honest, it's a bit like razing your scalp with a cheese grater. Ich.
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Date: 2004-01-17 12:31 am (UTC)Oh and sorry about your noggin. Would you like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bandaid?
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Date: 2004-01-17 06:10 am (UTC)Really, that sounds painful. You know, hair isn't such a bad thing. Maybe it's time to let it come back.
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Date: 2004-01-17 06:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-17 07:02 am (UTC)I have been contemplating re-hairing myself. But not with summer just around the corner.
Caroline
Date: 2004-01-17 09:30 pm (UTC)no subject
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