thebitterguy

20:06 #HIMYM has been extra awesome this season because of its amusing baby-bump concealment methods. And Fantasy Guy. #
20:18 I have a co-worker who is outdoing @brocode. He wears a suit to work out. Not a sweat suit. A suit suit. Very classy fellow. #
21:04 The first rule of Curry Club is you do not talk about Curry Club. The second rule is the same. Rule #3 is that peppers add texture. #
22:25 Holy cow, this teabagging thing? Hilarious. Hi-Larry-Aus. #
22:55 Okay, seriously. Deadliest Warrior is the greatest show ever. It's an hour long weapon fetishist reacharound. #
22:56 OH MY GOD THE VIKING AXE CHOPPED WOOD! #
22:57 The greatest weapon of both the samurai and the viking were their giant swinging dicks. #
22:59 Ohhh, now it's the hardcore olympics. #
23:05 God, I just wondered "What rules system could be used to settle this dispute?" #
23:16 I wonder what the effect of this much testosterone on a human being is? It can't be safe! #deadliestwarrior #
23:18 This show has a great fucking drinking game. "Someone falls in love with their weapons? Take a drink!" #deadliestwarrior #
23:45 They should bottle this show and sell it as natural male enhancement. #deadliestwarrior #
07:18 The problem with substituting for blueberries in a smoothie recipie is that the other berries are primarily seed delivery vehicles. #
07:40 Is #deadliestwarrior #DWTS for dudes? I believe it may be. #
11:24 RT @cargoweasel: My protest about shipping on inland waterways: The Cleveland Steamer Parties. #