Facts about Hazel McCallion:
Feb. 27th, 2009 04:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyHazel McCallion has a photo in her attic that's getting YOUNGER.
Hazel was carved from one of Eris' apples.
When Hazel was struck by a truck, her diagnostic processes declared the impact negligible.
Every full moon, Hazel will go to a random Mississaugan's house and balance their checkbooks for them. If they want it or not!
Hazel doesn't show up for debates, and still gets 90% of the vote!
That previous one is ACTUALLY TRUE.
Hazel wanted to open a prison in Mississauga, but the inmates were afraid of her.
Hazel knew Mother Nature when she was still a virgin.
Hazel has a book of the Bible written about her, but it came before Genesis.
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cargoweasel's fault.
Hazel was carved from one of Eris' apples.
When Hazel was struck by a truck, her diagnostic processes declared the impact negligible.
Every full moon, Hazel will go to a random Mississaugan's house and balance their checkbooks for them. If they want it or not!
Hazel doesn't show up for debates, and still gets 90% of the vote!
That previous one is ACTUALLY TRUE.
Hazel wanted to open a prison in Mississauga, but the inmates were afraid of her.
Hazel knew Mother Nature when she was still a virgin.
Hazel has a book of the Bible written about her, but it came before Genesis.
cargoweasel's fault.
