Writer's Block: Cookies

[thebitterguy]

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"Stick with your wife."

Comments

[drewmg.livejournal.com]

"Although he likes to flirt, his intentions toward you are honorable."

[tfbretz.livejournal.com]

Either "Keep on charging the enemy, so long as there is life," or "A well placed spear is worth three."

[pyat.livejournal.com]

"In bed" HAHAHAHAHAHA.... wait, no, that's good advice.

Why can I never have the awesome cookies?

[thebitterguy]

Are those from a Chinese restaurant, or some kind of Mongolian one?

[thebitterguy]

You have to admit, they've got a 55/45 chance on that.

Re: Why can I never have the awesome cookies?

[tfbretz.livejournal.com]

A Chinese buffet place here in our little sub-Houstonian dorp.

I've always assumed the second one was a reference to D&D 3.5, since a spear crit does 3x.

[srhall79.livejournal.com]

I think they both work well with "... in bed"