Tweets for Today

[thebitterguy]

• 19:59 Gotta love the dinosaurs at the ROM. #
• 20:20 There are university students here. Why aren't they out getting drunk? #
• 20:38 Tyrannosaurus must have been the biggest jerk in the Cretaceous. "Hey there, bitches, I'm T-fuckin-Rex!" #
• 20:41 Then he'd wave his tiny arms in the air. #
• 01:16 @autodidactic Because I seek wisdom. #
• 02:15 Diesel is less than unleaded! Huzzah! #
• 09:47 In a just world, @redlianak would have as many followers as @feliciaday, but this is not a just world. #
• 13:04 This double flinging thing? Don't like it. #
• 13:34 Okay, fine, I can live with the flinging. #
• 13:36 @Rassey who thought releaseing Disaster movie was a good idea, period? #

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