I was gonna do a Hoo'd Win

[thebitterguy]

But I just can't bring myself to care.

Comments

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

About the results of the battle in question?

Or life in general?

[bald-ruminant.livejournal.com]

Apathy FTW!

[thebitterguy]

All of the above. Plus, it turns out that Devil Dinosaur was actually set in a time where dinosaurs and man co-existed (Jesus, Jack!) and Turok was in a lost cavern, not back in time, so my whole intro thingy had to be throw out the window, so I just said "fuck it, I'm not gonna re-write 200 words".

Life is meh, but I've got vacation next week.

[cargoweasel.livejournal.com]

I got one for you: Indiana Jones vs Mordor

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

My vacation ends next week.

Funny how things work out.

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

Also... are you really gonna let continuity get in the way of Hoo'd Win?!?!?

I figger you can have Hitler fight Jesus if you like.

Continuity be damned!

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

Jesus would totally pwn Hitler. Jesus comes back after getting spear-stabbed, nailed to a chunk of wood and crucified. Hitler couldn't even come back from a little high velocity lead poisoning.

[granolademonic.livejournal.com]

Unless.... what if Hitler is still alive...?

...in a cave somewhere?

...with Bruce Lee and Jim Morrison?

WHAT THEN?!?!

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

Maybe then at least we'd have a fight worth bothering to watch.

[thebitterguy]

I could, but I wrote this big long complicated thing about how they were both lost in time, and then I realized "fuck this. I don't care."