Tweets for Today

[thebitterguy]

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edit: everyone's a comedian.

Comments

[waiwode.livejournal.com]

The same thing happened to me.

I hid the bodies and told her to forget about it.

Doug.

[kynn.livejournal.com]

Oh really?

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[spross.livejournal.com]

!?!

[redeem147.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a very confusing day.

[absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com]

You need to re-align the main deflector to account for polaron emissions. After that, calibrate the EPS conduits and run a level three diagnostic on your dilithium matrix.

[rbowspryte.livejournal.com]

OMFG!!!!!!!!! That's so great. What a small world. Thrilling!

[sdharing.livejournal.com]

You keep using that word . . . I do not think it means what you think it means.

[malliabu.livejournal.com]

That's what she said?

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

Suuuure, easy for you to say...

[troy-duffy.livejournal.com]

edit: everyone's a comedian.

Yes, but you have to admit, you DO have some quite funny fans. At least a couple made me chuckle out loud :)