thebitterguy

9:50

Game last night, and we continued playing D&D. Character Generation had to be done for a previously absent player's character, but after that we got going.

Note to

mr_weasel: Turning? Works. As does grappling.

11:40

I have an idea for a comic book that deals with an angry comics fan hunting down and killing the founding members of Image. I have it vaguely plotted out in my head, but the only one that's crystal clear is Liefeld. He'll be force fed a poison pellet, and then told "You now have two minutes to live. But I have an antidote on my person. You just have to find it."

The killer then opens his coat to reveal dozens of pouches around his body. AND NO FEET! Liefeld scrambles to find the antidote, but in the end it is futile.

He almost lets Jim Lee go "but then I remembered All-Star Batman and Robin".

I haven't decided what he'll do with McFarlane. It may involve being buried alive under millions of unsold Evil Santa figures.

2:30

Hoo'd win is almost impossible to do now. I don't even have a way to get data from this machine to the one in the resource room, since it doesn't recognize Thumb drives, and I can't save to my remote drive here and see it down there.

It's like they're TRYING to piss me off.

4:15

Oh, man. Someone stole my freaking sandwich from the lunch room fridge. Am I in a fucking Dilbert cartoon now?

Seriously, who takes a sandwich? How do they even know it's one they'd like? "Well, I don't really LIKE piri piri chicken, but hey, I've already stolen this sandwich and the delightful tupperware container it came in, so I guess I'm committed!"

What a dick move. Especially about the Tupperware. That stuff isn't free, you know!