An amusing joke
May. 23rd, 2008 04:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thebitterguyBack in the '60s when Nikita Krushchev was doing his tour of the US, Kennedy took him to a classy bordello. Nikita had a great old time- he declared, " When I get back to Moscow I will set up a brothel just as good as this for our heroic workers!"
A month later he called up Kennedy with a problem: he'd set up his brothel, but there were no customers.
"Did you put in the velvet drapes?" asked Kennedy.
"Da, of course," replies Krushchev.
"And the vibrating beds?"
"Yes..."
"And the women, you have only the finest women in your brothel?"
"Of course, we chose only the very best! Every one of them has been a member of the Party for more than fifty years!"
A month later he called up Kennedy with a problem: he'd set up his brothel, but there were no customers.
"Did you put in the velvet drapes?" asked Kennedy.
"Da, of course," replies Krushchev.
"And the vibrating beds?"
"Yes..."
"And the women, you have only the finest women in your brothel?"
"Of course, we chose only the very best! Every one of them has been a member of the Party for more than fifty years!"
