Tee Hee

Tonight, thanks to the generosity of kinra, I will see the new Uwe Boll film.

May God have mercy on my soul.

I decided to make a poll

[Poll #1117244]

I just renewed the damn account, may as well make it count for something.

Edit: Okay, seriously, I get the point.

Well, forget you all. Dammit.

The film had a saving grace. No, not that Statham's farmer character was named Farmer.

No, this film had a king played by Burt Reynolds with a cadre of shinobi.

It was, in fact, too awesome for this movie. It's like Uwe looked at the LotR movies and thought "Hey, how hard could it be? Just go to a wild, uninhabited country and give John Rhys Davies bad dialogue!"

Well, mission accomplished. Mission, BC, accomplished, perhaps. The shamelessness extended so far as to giving the 'brotherhood' (which has half dudes, half hotties, and which was together for a total of 8 minutes) a "walk over the hill" shot.

This was apparently made back in '05, before the German Tax Laws were reformed.

Surely his Hunter film will be just as enjoyable.