[identity profile] tfbretz.livejournal.com 2007-04-24 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
But Jesus would still beat Superman due to his uncanny ability to come back from the dead. Superman could beat him into mush or throw him into the heart of the Sun, but that plucky Savior of Souls would just crawl out from under a rock to begin the fight again. Superman would eventually get bored and give up.

(a paraphrase of the Rev. Ivan Stang)

[identity profile] absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com 2007-04-24 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
So, what, Zombie Jesus? :-)

[identity profile] crashing-angel.livejournal.com 2007-04-24 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a follower od the Bat. :P

Pointless matchups....

[identity profile] absinthe-dot-ca.livejournal.com 2007-04-24 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think the comic has it right.

Speaking of pointless matchups, personally, I could never see the point of "Batman vs Predator", much less "Batman vs Predator vs Superman vs Aliens" (or whatever it was called). I mean, the Batman/Predator matchup should have two panels - the first is the 3-dot laser designator centered on the Bat-logo in the middle of Batman's chest like a target, and the second would be the Bat-cowl hanging like a trophy from a Predator's belt, maybe with the skull still inside.

[identity profile] noondaypaisley.livejournal.com 2007-04-25 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
UMmm, didn't you read Dark Knight?