The greatest episode of Wife Swap: Who's your most appropriate mommy? ever:

[thebitterguy]

"Meet the Fromberts. Ethel lives her life according to strict objectivist principles. Over the years, she has shot 15 door to door salesmen, including eight girl scouts, for violation of her property. She keeps the skull of a jehovah's witness on her front doorstep as a warning to 'those too weak to find their own way'. Her husband Rufus is an engineer with Bell and Howell, designing GPS systems that can be inserted into the skulls of young children to track them."

"Meet the Gillerfoyles. Denise has had a special device installed in her minivan to allow it to coast safely to a stop in case of Rapture. Orville sells "harvest celebration" costumes for children that allow them to dress up as the holy family."

"Over the next two weeks, these two families will each learn something about themselves, possibly at gunpoint. Welcome to... Wife Swap."

Comments

[rentagurkha.livejournal.com]

I would totally watch that episode.

I think I might even pay to see it.

[uhlrik.livejournal.com]

I loathe the very idea of the show Wife Swap, but I'd watch that.

[heron61.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

[uncut-diamond.livejournal.com]

keep the censors away!

[anidada.livejournal.com]

You scare me, man. *backs away quickly*

[thebitterguy]

Remember, you have to strap yourself in, because The Bitter Guide is a bumpy ride.

BTW: Do you guys still wanna do the Buffy Board Game and Fish & Chips thing sometime?