Continuing Back Mountain, courtesy kinra

[thebitterguy]

Nickelback Mountain

Chad Kroeger falls in love with himself, breaking the hearts of thousands of gay men. Unfortunately, he continues to make music.

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[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

A few title suggestions:

Razorback Mountain

Get Back Moutain

Silverback Mountain

Kalibak Mountain

[thebitterguy]

Done, and done.

[deven-science.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha!

[thebitterguy]

Thank you kindly. Anything that lets me mock Nickelback is doubleplus good.

[rentagurkha.livejournal.com]

For bloggers, of course, there's Trackback Mountain.

[thebitterguy]

Done!

[tfbretz.livejournal.com]

You're having way too much fun with this gag.

[thebitterguy]

Yes, I am. And I love it.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Flashback Mountain:

The story of two guys, living fast. Barry and Wally run away from their troubles and seek solace and understanding in the hard-hitting sexual escapades of the gay superhero lifestyle. Misters Allen and West take turns as the narrator, telling the story to different listeners.

[kinra.livejournal.com]

For Flashback Mountain one could also with the story of an amnesiac DC cop who discovers that shapeshifting lizard-aliens have infiltrated all levels of government -- and then falls in love with one of them.

But only like five people would get it.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I get the shapeshifting lizard part?

[kinra.livejournal.com]

I think I got some details (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashback:_The_Quest_for_Identity) wrong... apparently it happened on Titan.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Ah, thanks for the explanification. :)

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Baby-Got-Back Mountain:

Two urban ghetto thugs flee to Montana to escape death at the hands of rivals after a drug deal goes bad. There, they end up working on a ranch, and discovering that once you go black, you never go back.

[deven-science.livejournal.com]

This one is classic.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Sank yew. I'm known for coming up with gems every so often. Mostly cubic zirconia, but still.

[thebitterguy]

The gay cowboy/buddy movie for the 'urban' audience. I think I hear Hollywood calling, and I mean California's, not Florida's.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

It's my own, but I couldn't resist this one:

Kalibak Mountain

The son of Darkseid and a parademon flee to a remote region of Apocalypse, taking jobs as slave overseers and exploring both their sexuality and, by extension, new uses of that club.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

/headdesk Apokolips, Apokolips. Yes, I've been reading DC comics for nearly two decades! Really!

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

And it shows.

Really.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Ping Ping!

That's my Mother Box telling me to kick your sarcastic ass.

[thebitterguy]

Isn't a Taint the thing between a Mother Box & a Boom Tube?

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're too fucking funny!

Seriously! I almost choked on my cough drop.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Boy, that's a statement that really changes one's perspective on the New Gods.

[creativedv8tion.livejournal.com]

We have a winner!

[thebitterguy]

exploring both their sexuality and, by extension, new uses of that club

/n screams.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

It's a big metal club with an exploding tip. It's probably the most obvious penis substitute in the DCU!