How to Roleplay, by TBG

When the GM starts an adventure by saying "You are in this place, doing this thing", DON'T FUCKING START ASKING QUESTIONS.

Don't go "how did we get here?" Don't ask any questions. For the love of all that's holy, don't interrupt! If the GM starts the game in media res, GO WITH IT. Maybe it'll be a dream. Maybe it'll just get the game started quicker. Endless, bloody inquisitions will just make the game slow down to a crawl.

In other news, don't question the GM's knowledge of the game world during character generation. Big hint, chucky: he IS the game world now. And your ability to quote chapter and verse from the Requiem rulebook and the latest chatter on the Forums means two things: Jack, and shit. Ask questions, if you like. Offer suggestions, if you will. But when he says something doesn't matter, don't act like it should.

Feh. I'm just cranky.

TBGT Reality TV

YHB watches, at best, two Reality TV shows. Survivor (when he skips the Thursday game), and The Amazing Race.

And, today, TAR owned me. OWNED me. For the last 20 minutes, I could not sit down. I paced across the room. I yelled at the TV. I ran out of the living room, through the kitchen, into the sitting room, ran in circles, and back into the living room.

But, in the end, good prevailed, evil was defeated, and Phil raised his eyebrow.

I have no music for you this time. All I've got is a happy ending.

In addition, the Dr. Who episode was also cool.

The final Interview discussion

Okay, before I go to bed, two things:

A) kaijugal and innocent_man, you guys owe me answers.

B) Do I still owe my own inimitable style of self-deprecating honest to anyone else?